Close Menu
London ReviewsLondon Reviews
  • Home
  • What’s On News
  • Going Out
  • Reviews
  • Spotlight
  • AI News
  • Tech & Gadgets
  • Travel
  • Horoscopes
  • Web Stories
  • Forgotten eBooks

Subscribe to Updates

Get the latest creative news from FooBar about art, design and business.

What's Hot
Hong Kong French toast concept Cantoast is opening a bakery

Hong Kong French toast concept Cantoast is opening a bakery

March 16, 2026
Top tips from Brewers that could help your window dressings

Top tips from Brewers that could help your window dressings

March 16, 2026
£45M for UK’s first AI supercomputer to accelerate fusion energy

£45M for UK’s first AI supercomputer to accelerate fusion energy

March 16, 2026
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
  • Privacy
  • Terms
  • Advertise
  • Contact
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
London ReviewsLondon Reviews
Subscribe
  • Home
  • What’s On News
  • Going Out
  • Reviews
  • Spotlight
  • AI News
  • Tech & Gadgets
  • Travel
  • Horoscopes
  • Web Stories
  • Forgotten eBooks
London ReviewsLondon Reviews
Home » Before the Millennium review – secrets and spies as Woolworths staff party like it’s 1999 | Theatre
Theatre

Before the Millennium review – secrets and spies as Woolworths staff party like it’s 1999 | Theatre

December 5, 20252 Mins Read
Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email Telegram WhatsApp
Before the Millennium review – secrets and spies as Woolworths staff party like it’s 1999 | Theatre
Share
Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

Karim Khan’s absorbing Christmas play offers warmth, doubt, uncanny strangers and a generous handful of sweets from the Pic ’n’ Mix. It all makes for a smartly unexpected festive story. It’s 1999, ticking down to the millennium. At the Woolworths staff party in Oxford (paper hats, sensible shop-floor shoes), Zoya (Gurjot Dhaliwal) chirrups about the wonder of Woolies and her scathing colleague Iqra (Prabhleen Oberoi) scoffs that she has been radicalised. Both Pakistani-born – Iqra is a politics student, Zoya a young wife – they bop and plan their futures, until they are joined by Faiza (Hannah Khalique-Brown), a mysterious holiday temp who knows more about them than seems plausible.

Iqra initially describes the newcomer as “BBCD” (“British-born confused desi”). “British Pakistanis are fascinating specimens,” she sighs. But who is Faiza? A management stooge or spy for Zoya’s in-laws? Or something far stranger? Even as the friends share secrets of the Pic ’n’ Mix, simple questions open up a chasm of anxiety – on the tight square stage, the space between the three actors is tense and watchful. Secrets and surprises start to spill like a scatter of toffees.

Supernatural stylings … Gurjot Dhaliwal, Hannah Khalique-Brown and Prabhleen Oberoi. Photograph: Alex Brenner

As in his award-winning Brown Boys Swim, Khan upends the dreaming spires version of Oxford usually favoured in fiction. His is a real city of unglamorous work and a strong British Asian community. Iqra seems unsettled at Brasenose College, while Zoya is saving for a return to Rawalpindi. Faiza has spent her whole life in Oxford, but, she says, “it never really felt like my city”.

Sparkily performed and staged beneath a trio of bauble wreaths (design by Maariyah Sharjil), Adam Karim’s production swoops on the supernatural stylings: spooky lighting, woozy yule tunes, snowglobes that oddly lack snow.

In Dickens, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is the decisive figure in Scrooge’s transformation. Here, an emissary from the future is enmeshed in conversations about what lies ahead, which can become wheel-spinningly circular in the second half. The future is all questions. Will dreams be fulfilled, friendship endure? Will Britain finally embrace its Muslim citizens? These aren’t straightforward questions. But at least Woolworths isn’t going anywhere … right?

At Old Fire Station, Oxford, until 21 December

Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email

Related Posts

Beautiful Little Fool review – F Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald musical needs jazzing up | Theatre

Beautiful Little Fool review – F Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald musical needs jazzing up | Theatre

January 28, 2026
The Olive Boy review – a teenager’s love letter to mothers everywhere | Theatre

The Olive Boy review – a teenager’s love letter to mothers everywhere | Theatre

January 27, 2026
A Grain of Sand review – a child’s eye view of the horror in Gaza | Theatre

A Grain of Sand review – a child’s eye view of the horror in Gaza | Theatre

January 26, 2026
My Life With Kenneth Williams review – raconteur resurrected by an extraordinary mimic | Theatre

My Life With Kenneth Williams review – raconteur resurrected by an extraordinary mimic | Theatre

January 25, 2026
Guess How Much I Love You? review – shattering portrait of a pregnancy in crisis | Theatre

Guess How Much I Love You? review – shattering portrait of a pregnancy in crisis | Theatre

January 24, 2026
Our Town review – Michael Sheen brings warmth and wit to Welsh National Theatre opener | Stage

Our Town review – Michael Sheen brings warmth and wit to Welsh National Theatre opener | Stage

January 23, 2026
Editors Picks
Top tips from Brewers that could help your window dressings

Top tips from Brewers that could help your window dressings

March 16, 2026
£45M for UK’s first AI supercomputer to accelerate fusion energy

£45M for UK’s first AI supercomputer to accelerate fusion energy

March 16, 2026
Win Tickets For Brainiac Live! UK Tour

Win Tickets For Brainiac Live! UK Tour

March 16, 2026
Five north London Irish pubs for a pint on St Patrick’s Day

Five north London Irish pubs for a pint on St Patrick’s Day

March 16, 2026
Latest News
Integrated Urgent Care Aggregate Data Collection (IUC ADC) for February 2026 (Provisional statistics)

Integrated Urgent Care Aggregate Data Collection (IUC ADC) for February 2026 (Provisional statistics)

By News Room
Shoppers warned do not eat recalled Hot Honey Walkers crisps

Shoppers warned do not eat recalled Hot Honey Walkers crisps

By News Room
March: Study shows babies can grasp art of deception even before their first birthday | News and features

March: Study shows babies can grasp art of deception even before their first birthday | News and features

By News Room
London Reviews
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest Vimeo YouTube
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Advertise
  • Contact
  • Disclosure
© 2026 London Reviews. All Rights Reserved.

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.