“I’m on a whisky diet . . . last week I lost three days!”
It has to be the ultimate comedy exit – to collapse and die onstage in front of millions of viewers, as Tommy Cooper did on 15th April 1984. The failed magic trick which unexpectedly turned out right had become such a familiar element of his act that, when he fell to the floor at Her Majesty’s Theatre live on national television, the audience cracked up with laughter until they realised the tragedy of the moment. “Just like that!” – to quote his most famous catch phrase.
Yet Tommy Cooper had always displayed a disquieting mixture of mania and studied incompetence in his performances, endearing him to audiences who laughed in recognition at his barely-concealed sense of despair. It was an act honed over relentless years playing in the merciless crucible of the variety circuit. The joke was on Tommy, he was a virtuoso at self-humiliation and a fierce parody of his own self-parody, and the poignancy of it was heart-breaking.
In 1967, Dennis Hackett editor of Nova, commissioned John Claridge to photograph Tommy Cooper for the magazine. “He called me up and said, ‘We’re doing a thing on Tommy, could you take some photographs at Thames TV?’” John recalled fondly, “So I took my Hasselblad along in case I had some spare time and, once I had done the colour pictures, I asked Tommy, ‘Have you got a moment, I’d like to do some serious photographs?’”
“When he looked at me, it was very difficult not to break into laughter. We did three rolls of film and it was getting intense, quite serious. He said, ‘This is serious, isn’t it?’ and then he went ‘Aha!’ and I was in fits of laughter.”
“He was courteous to me and, when I said I loved Laurel & Hardy, he started doing impressions of Oliver Hardy until I had tears running down my face and I had to stop him. I think the pictures tell the story, there’s some fun photographs and some serious photographs – I know he had his demons, but I found him a lovely man, very gracious.”
“I said to the chef, ‘Why have you got your hand in the alphabet soup?’ He said, ‘I’m groping for words!’”
“Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, ‘Does he taste funny to you?’”
“My doctor told me to drink a bottle of wine after a hot bath, but I couldn’t even finish drinking the hot bath!”
“Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.”
“I sleep like a baby . . I wake up screaming every morning around 3am.”
“Never tell people your troubles. Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you’re getting what’s coming to you.”
“I went to a fortune teller and she looked at my hands. She said, ‘Your future looks pretty black.’ I said, ‘Are you kidding? I’ve still got my gloves on!”
“Last night I dreamt I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow had gone.”
“What do you call an out-of-work jester? Nobody’s fool!”
Photographs copyright © John Claridge
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