England WAGS are no fun compared to Germany 2006 line up – they knew how to party &amp; were unafraid to splash stars’ cash

they knew how to party & were unafraid to splash stars’ cash

As starting line-ups go, it’s the equivalent of pitching a Panini All-Star Legends XI against Accrington Stanley.

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Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Cheryl Tweedy, Abbey Clancy and flamboyant journeywoman Nancy Dell’Olio featured at the 2006 World Cup.

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But the 2024 crop of Wags are more of a team of identikit smooth-foreheaded influencers - names available on Google.

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What we all wouldn’t do to bring back the glory days of BadenBaden, Germany, 2006, when England was awash with first-team talent.

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Eighteen years on from that memorable World Cup — probably less memorable for the £140-a-pop bottle of Moet-swigging wives and girlfriends — the glory days are long gone.

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England's World Cup 2006 Wags scoffed pear bellini after pear bellini while the team struggled on the pitch.

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These ladies knew how to party, and they were staunchly, admirably, unafraid to spend their partners’ cash however they saw fit.

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