REGGIE'S SUSPICIOUS RASH

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Thanks for the dinner tonight guys - can’t beat  a cheeky indian take away.

Great to catch up mate. Now if you don’t mind we’re calling it a night, it’s our one year anniversary

Ha! I know when to leave. Enjoy the rest of the  night you two!

Thanks for the dinner tonight guys - can’t beat  a cheeky indian take away.

Wow. That was incredible babe. Are you okay, you look  a bit flushed?

Just all the action babe, nothing to worry about!

Great to catch up mate. Now if you don’t mind we’re calling it a night, it’s our one year anniversary

… Why can I feel a tingling sensation down there? That’s never happened before!

Fine babe… just a  bit of cramp

Are you okay babe?  You look like  you’re in agony

I’m red raw and it’s  so sore. … I’m sure it’ll settle down but I don’t understand why this has suddenly happened.

Owww! Why am I in so much pain down there?...

Oh yeah - it was amazing.

Are you okay babe? You’re being very quiet.

I’m okay. I'm just stressed with work, that's all.

How was the night of romance?

… I can’t stop thinking about the pain.  It’s making me anxious…

:...Or something has hit me…

You’re a lucky  man and it sounds  like you’ve hit  the jackpot!

I’m not feeling so good babe - just heading for a shower.

Babe, what’s going on? This is the second time you’ve been off after sex.

I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.

…Oh my god. That really doesn’t look right…

Babe, come  on, give us a cuddle?

Sorry. I’m just  not in the mood.  I might go chill in bed for a bit

… I can’t even look at her knowing she’s given me an STD

… Oh no….Dr Google reckons this could be an STI.

… Which would mean….Maddy has been cheating…

Okay. Well we can get some tests done to find out what's happening.

What is going on Reggie? You haven’t spoken to me all day.

I’m getting a lot of rashes, soreness and  pain down below. Whenever I have sex.  I’m worried it’s an STI

Are you kidding? I’d never do that. Why would you say that?

What can I help  you with Reggie?

Well it explains why it’s agony to have sex and I’m red raw down there.

Look Maddy I don’t even want to talk to you. It’s 99% sure you’ve cheated on me and given me an STI.

Why are you here Reggie. I thought  you didn’t want to  talk to me

Reggie we’ve got the test results back for you today.

Okay great. Well what has she given me? Is it bad?

The latex in the condoms caused a massive allergic reaction. Can you ever forgive me?

I owe you  a huge apology Maddy. It’s not an STI. I’m allergic to latex