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Tom Brady roast is Netflix’s grand slam live show featuring an assortment of former NFL stars and current Hollywood celebrities, all having laughs at Tom Brady’s expense.
Since it was a 3-hour show (with no commercials), there seemed to be endless appearances from notable guests ready to tell Brady what they really thought of him.
Every Celebrity Roast Tom Brady
Here’s a full look at all the celebrities who attended Tom Brady roastincluding information about their personal connections to the retired quarterback.
Kevin Hart
Actor Kevin Hart did an insane hosting job Tom Brady roast on Netflix. Continuing his ongoing relationship with the streamer, Hart recently starred in the Netflix heist comedy. Elevator earlier this year.
In the upcoming film Borderlands, Hart filmed Brady throughout the night and roasted several other celebrities.
Jeff Ross
Stand-up comedian Jeff Ross was one of the first guests to target Brady during the Netflix special.
That led to one of the most confrontational moments since Ross made a massage joke about New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. This led to Brady standing up and telling him:Don’t say that s— again.”
Drew Bledsoe
Thanks to Drew Bledsoe for performing Tom Brady roastbecause he lost right away at the opening of the exhibition, but was able to recover later.
Bledsoe famously lost the starting quarterback job to Brady in 2001 after suffering a major injury in Week 2. Despite signing him to a 10-year, $103 million contract leading into the season, the Patriots stuck with Brady as Bledsoe recovered and beat St. Louis. Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.
Bledsoe was traded the following season to the Buffalo Bills and later finished his career with the Dallas Cowboys. The former QB’s biggest roast was directed at former coach Bill Belichick, mocking his inability to hire for the 2024 season:
“At least when I got fired, someone else wanted me.”
Nikki Glaser
Many online agree that Nikki Glaser won Tom Brady roasteven though it wasn’t technically a race.
The stand-up comedian and actor took one of the best personal shots at Brady, poking fun at the fact that he now has eight rings after his divorce from model Gisele Bündchen and that he’s now dating his jiu-jitsu coach Joaquim Valente:
“Tom Brady. Five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns. You have seven rings—well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back. The only thing dumber than saying yes to that roast was when you said, ‘Hey honey, you should try jiu-jitsu.”
Boom. Roasted.
Randy Moss
Pro Football Hall of Famer Randy Moss played with Tom Brady from 2007 to 2010, setting several records and losing a shocking game to Eli Manning and the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII.
Of Brady’s seven championship rings, Moss has zero, so he had to make a joke about Brady’s cheating scandals, like 2015’s Deflategate:
“Why the hell didn’t we cheat when I was there?”
Kim Kardashian
One of America’s biggest celebrities, Kim Kardashian was met with a blast when she took the stage Tom Brady roast.
Unfortunately, the most memorable Kim K-related moment of the night was when Brady himself toasted how she must be “frightened” because “her children are at home” With Kanye West:
“I know Kim was afraid to be here tonight. Not because of this, but because her children are home with their father.” – Tom Brady
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer
In one of the only tandem moments of the Netflix comedy special, comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer took the stage.
They didn’t hold back on Brady, comparing him to Adolf Hitler with microphones:
“The only difference between Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler stayed with his wife until the end.”
Sam Jay
Sam Jay, comedian and former Saturday Night Live writer, made his presence felt during the session Tom Brady roast. In 2020, Sam Jay had a Netflix comedy special called “3 in the Morning”.
His funniest roast of the night was directed at Drew Bledsoe, who compared his Super Bowl ring to a sex toy, “Just because you put it on doesn’t mean it’s true.”
Will Ferrell/Ron Burgandy
That’s right, Will Ferrell took the stage Tom Brady roast In full character of Ron Burgandy.
The character mocked Brady for being over the hill “the best years” behind him and always “remembers Eli Manning’s b—h:”
“Your best years are behind you, Tom. Super Bowls, Gisele, your movie career, it’s all done, it’s all gone. But you won’t be forgotten, you’ll always be remembered Eli Manning’s b—h Don’t let that get you down, Tom.”
Bill Belichick
One of the biggest names Tom Brady roast was Bill Belichick, who coached the retired QB for 20 years and won a combined six Super Bowls.
The most successful NFL coach in history hit out at his former player, poking fun at Brady’s close relationship with coach Alex Guerrero:
“People have said it – Tom and I butted heads a lot.
And in a way that was true. But it was hard to headbutt Tom because he was so far up Alex Guerrero’s ass.”
Julian Edelman
One of the New England Patriots’ most beloved players of the 2010s, Julian Edelman didn’t hold back Tom Brady roast.
The former Super Bowl champion made another joke about Brady and Guerrero, calling the coach the guy who “turned Tom into a complete freak:”
“Alex Guerrero is the snake oil salesman who turned Tom into a complete freak.”
Dana White
UFC boss Dana White made offensive remarks to Netflix during The Roast of Tom Brady. White, one of the prominent figures in the crowd, took the opportunity to gently tease Brady.
However, he seemed visibly annoyed by the court’s limited time “60 Seconds” assigned to him to leave his influence, cracking a bold joke about the absence of his name “trans enough:”
“Let me go over this real quick. It beats me. I flew all the way here and you guys gave me 60 seconds? My name is Dana. Isn’t that trans enough for you liberal f— s?”
Tony Hinchcliffe
One of the tastiest and most outrageous roasts of the evening came from comedian Tony Hinchcliffe.
His first stand-up special, “One Shot,” debuted on Netflix in 2016 and earned its name because it was shot in one continuous take with no edits.
In The Roast of Tom Brady, the 39-year-old took shots at Brady, Sam Jay, Bert Kreischer and Rob Gronkowski with a series of controversial jokes.
Rob Gronkowski
Rob Gronkowski was one of the best tight ends to ever play in the NFL, and it was the subject of many jokes before he took center stage Sunday night.
However, his most memorable moment on stage was probably when he “Grink-Spiked” a class shot glass, which fortunately did not result in the well-known broken glass-related injuries.
Andrew Shulz
Another stand-up comedian, Andrew Shulz, also performed Tom Brady roast. In 2020, he had a Netflix special called “Schulz Saves America”.
Later in the evening, Shulz jumped on stage to make a Kennedy family political joke related to Brady’s roast:
“This phase has seen more trauma than Kennedy on the campaign trail.”
Robert Kraft
Longtime New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was on hand to toast the quarterback who changed the fortunes of his football team.
In a way, he actually roasted former Pats QB Jimmy GArroloppo with one of his best lines. Brady is trying to buy part ownership of the Las Vegas Raiders, and Kraft was quick to laugh at the idea:
“Tom, congrats on buying the Raiders. They already did your favorite thing for you – they got rid of Jimmy Garoppolo.”
Ben Affleck
Award-winning actor and die-hard Patriots fan Ben Affleck was one of the last guests to appear on stage.
His roast was poorly received by many viewers, and he was primarily a disgruntled Boston sports fan. He called out fans who destroy athletes like Brady:
“You guys talk s—————————behind your keyboard, that doesn’t make you a fan. It makes you a b—-.”
Peyton Manning
Brady’s former rival Peyton Manning was the last guest to take center stage Tom Brady roast.
In addition to an A+ NFL career, Manning is the best of a successful football family, he is also known for his comedy.
In the Netflix special, Manning mocked Brady for losing $30 million after the collapse of cryptocurrency company FTX:
“Tom is making a donation to every charity of his former teammates that came out here tonight. And I gotta tell you, Tom, it’s top notch. Hey guys, don’t let him pay you in crypto.”
Tom Brady
Last but not least, Tom Brady himself was able to get in front of the microphone and give many of his own roasts to those in attendance.
The 7x Super Bowl champion was the star of the show, but he also got in some personal jokes during the night that were sure to sting.
However, he did get one shot that many sports fans were excited to hear, giving him more credit than Bill Belichick for the Patriots dynasty:
“Maybe it’s not just the guy on the sidelines. When I go to the Indy 500, I don’t ask the winning driver, ‘Hey, who gassed up your car?'”
Other celebrities who showed up but didn’t roast anyone include:
- White market
- Rich Eisen
- Joel McHale
- Shane Gillis
- Matt Light
- Dane Cook
- Amanda Kloots
- Jimmy Carr
- Hasan Minhaj
- Sean O’Malley
- Courtney Pellicane
- Jim Gaffigan
- Max Holloway
- Sheryl Lee Ralph
- Bri LaPaglia
- Hanna Berner
- Guillermo Rodriguez
- Rodney Harrison
- Danny Amendola
- Willie McGinest
- Chelsea Handler
- Lonie Paxton
- Meghan Paxton
- Richard Kind
- Emily Bernstein
- Liza Treyger
- Dionne “London” Hughes
- Warner Bailey
- Annabel Prouty
- Maya McClean
- Nandy McClean
- Sean O’Malley
- Kelsi Taylor
- Ryan Jensen
- Ki Arens
- Vic Blends
Tom Brady roast now streaming on Netflix.
