Avril Phoul, a spokesperson for HTH, announced the news today saying that recent research showed that locals really wanted more supermarkets in the area,
“Not another trendy arts centre.” She added, “Art, drama, music and dance won’t feed a family every week. Food does.”
Kris Harold, director of the Crouch End Creative Academy, has yet to heavily criticised the sale, as he’s only just found out, but added that a bigger Tesco would be more convenient as he lives nearby, and they do a really good range of Indian ready meals.
Mandy Carter, a local arts activist and director of the Crouch End Garden Fete commented “We will fight this sale with art.”
She then painted a bowl of fruit she’d bought earlier from Waitrose.
Local influencers and YouTubers Markie Ford and Davie Windmill remarked, “We knew this was the destiny of HTH, the writing was on the wall.”
Though one local pointed out that Markie and Davie had actually painted it on the wall with yellow paint a few weeks earlier.
Christian Courier was unavailable for comment, as he was touring Devon in a camper van.
Local councillors were also unavailable for comment as they are all fighting for their seats and have better things to do.
A Haringey official spokesman/woman/person said, “No one told us. No one tells us anything anymore. I blame Trump.”
Tesco will not reveal how much they paid for it but said they negotiated 20% off as it was the spring sales.
